Susan E.B. ScwartzWhy People Climb Part II by Susan E.B. Schwartz
 

To someone who doesn’t climb, the idea of climbing is probably like the way I regard Olympic aerial skiing — decidedly eye catching, somewhat admirable, arguably absurd, completely unimaginable.

So when I started rock climbing in 1990, I surprised myself. Climbing had been near the top of my mental list I periodically updated:   “Things I’d swore I’d never do.”  In the late 1980’s, in Utah on a ski trip, I turned to friends after our car drove by a cliff  filled with rock climbers.  “One thing I know for sure,” I recall joking, “that’s something I’d never do.”

But there are things in life that you just don’t know about until you’re there.  It was the winter of 1990, and I tried climbing once, just for the experience.  Immediately, I was hooked.  And soon found myself spending nearly every weekend in the Shawangunk Mountains.  (For those unfamiliar with the Gunks, look west from Main Street, at that ridge of sparkling white cliff.)

In 1995, I began writing a book, Into the Unknown — an adventure biography of Gunks climbing pioneer, Hans Kraus—married, started a family, and kept working  fulltime at my corporate job.  Increasingly, any little free time went to my family and the book;  eventually, nothing  was left over for climbing.

This past spring had a happy double coming out:  kids out of diapers, book out in print.  After many years, I decided to try climbing again.

It was one of those glorious early spring days — golden sunshine, no black flies, not hot but not cold, no black flies, congenial and compatible climbing partner, no black flies.

And it came rushing back:  There are many obvious reasons not to climb — the undeniable risk towers at the top of the list.  And there are many obvious reasons to climb — most people would cite its physical and mental challenges. 

But there are also many obscure reasons to climb.  In the latter category, here is my personal list of the top ten:

 

Ten Obscure Reasons To Climb

  1.  The Sights -  Obvious, yes?  A non climber could retort:  Can’t you just hike up a path to the summit from the other side and get the same summit view!  Ah, but it’s really not the same. You think you see the same pastoral rolling landscape, turkey vultures swooping through the sky, houses in the distant countryside below, as perfect and intricate as Dutch miniature paintings.  But it’s a little known scientific and geological phenomenon:  You see things differently when on belay, tied to a tree, on the  side of the cliff, overhanging space. Go figure.
  2. The sounds - Walk down the Carriage Road, the dirt trail below the cliffs, and you’ll hear distinctive sounds of climbing wafting from above… the time honored refrain of climbers singing out to each other: On belay…off belay. . . Is that you?  Yes, yes, that’s me… Off rappel… And then the sounds from the Carriage Road itself, as climbers announce their approach — the clink-clink of the climber’s rack, as varying sized and shaped steel carabiners and “pieces of protection”  sway and clang against each other as a climber walks.  (Years ago, climbers carried an old fashioned type of  climbing gear called hexes —the size, shape, and wonderful sound of cow bells.)
  3. The smell - A non-climber could say, logically, But I can smell the rock from the bottom!  But it’s not the same as deeply inhaling from at least one hundred feet up, belaying your partner, nose against the rock.  And what a smell!  Add to the distinctive musty fragrance of Gunks rock — all that quartzite conglomerate baking in the sun —a  smidgeon of sunscreen,  a dash of DEET, sweat, climber’s chalk, spilled Gatorade… Intoxicating!  Chanel #5 doesn’t come close.
  4.  The feel -  A nonclimber can say, But I can feel the rock from the bottom!  But that’s different than feeling the varying textures and shapes as you clamber over the rock to the top. There’s an intimate relationship between climber and rock: Hans Kraus, whom I wrote about in Into the Unknown, would caress the rock at the start of each climbing season and ask whether it still wanted him and would still let him climb.  Sections of Gunks rock — like the top pitch corner on the moderate classic, Frogshead, or the roof on a climb called Drunkard’s Delight —aren’t technically difficult, but depending on the climber’s mood, might feel either like an adult jungle gym or a gorgeous modernist sculpture (the latter is particularly true when ice climbing).
  5. The portosans - Ok, I didn’t miss the portosans themselves.  It was the concept of  no indoor plumbing and peeing in the woods.  Before I started climbing, I was completely urbanized; my first time at the cliffs, I hesitantly, blushingly, asked my climbing partner what people did when they had to pee.  (I even phrased the question delicately, “…when they had to use the bathroom…”)   When my partner pointed nonchalantly to a tree, I was shocked. Disbelieving.   As though I asked for the powder room in an elegant house and was directed to pee behind a dining room antique chair!  And yet it was so liberating — after a weekend of camping out, climbing, and peeing in the woods — or using smelly portosans — getting back to indoor toilets with toilet paper beckoned like a reward.  I swore I’d never take them for granted again.
  6.  The cruddy water bottles - Similar to above.  I was shocked the first time I climbed when my climbing partner matter of factly offered me his water bottle. From the same bottle! I barely know him! He isn’t even a date!  And I watched a nearby large group passing around a water bottle from one to another.  I tried to imagine a Manhattan cocktail party where six people took turns sipping from the same martini glass.  Yet, I don’t believe I ever got sick from sharing water bottles.  For all I knew, maybe it builds immunities.
  7. The rope - The concept of being tied to your partner, literally depending on each other for your lives, doesn’t have an analogy in other sports, even the buddy system in scuba diving.  (As a former scuba instructor, I can say that once you start advanced diving — teaching, caving or shipwrecks —you’re on your own anyway —either literally diving by yourself, or if a problem emerges, bailing yourself out.)
  8. The people - Few activities are as egalitarian and inclusive as climbing, few cut across so many different demographics and personalities. And few build such close, enduring relationships.  So many of my closest friends came to me, as it were, from climbing — and stayed close, even if one of both of us were no longer climbing.  There have been so many wonderful people I never would have met if not for climbing — including my husband.  Climbing relationships are so intense and trusting that they often transcend even personal relationships.  It’s not uncommon for former romantically involved couples to continue as climbing partners after the other aspect of their relationship ends.  
  9. Rock and Snow - The good old neighborhood store is a dying breed— even more, when it’s more than a place of commerce, like the iconic Rock and Snow on Main Street. Stop by Rock and Snow in the morning before climbers leave for the cliffs, or late afternoon, after they’re returned, and you’ll find climbers milling about, swapping latest cliff gossip, making dinner plans, perhaps waiting for one of the many Rock and Snow slideshows to start.  If you still think Rock and Snow is “just” a climbing shop, consider its book section — besides classic mountaineering literature, you’ll also find titles on gay marriage and the Holocaust. 
  10. The glow - Everyone has heard of the runner’s high.  But the climber’s glow is even headier — take runner’s adrenalin, add skier’s thankfulness of having intact knees at end of day, plus climber’s gratefulness and wonder of being alive at end of day.   Now add the physical satisfaction of being sweaty, muddy, scratched from summit brambles, bitten by black flies, itchy from poison ivy.  Maybe throw in an odd copperhead bite (not uncommon at the cliffs…and you soon learn, no big deal), some sun or windburn, perhaps a thorough drenching from being caught on the  cliffs in a Gunks rainstorm.  Now imagine several hours later — you’re finally home, standing in a steaming shower, hot water pouring down over you,  clean hair, clean body, savoring an imminent beer or glass of red wine…

 

Why do people climb?  It feels good to climb, and it feels good when you’ve stopped.

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